March 14th, 2008
I feel the urge to blog today as I have no mood to do anything else... This few days I've been chartering myself (lol of course with the help of our SMRT services) between home, work and sch.. I tell you, I am just damn tired... Worse of all, I feel old..... Which is probably why I refuse to keep my txbks in my bag but carry it in my arms, loudly pronouncing that I am a student *chuckles*.. This is what ppl usually call self-denial?? Lolz.. Anyways..... 23 might sound young to most ppl out there but I jus learned a devastating news the other day that there is this guy in my class that is only 18!!!! 18 doing part-time degree already.. Wats wrong with him man (yes yes green eye monster talking).. But seriously, this 18 yr old individual is stupidly childish.. I mean frm the way he talk and act... Thats the only comfort that comes frm being a much matured "young" adult (^-^)
Okay before it slipped my mind.. I received this 2 utterly ridiculous articles from Ping today:
Article 1
The Cleavage on the Bus Goes Bounce, Bounce, Bounce...
BERLIN Lindau
"Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"
The woman, pictured in Bild wearing her snug-fitting summer clothes with the plunging neckline, said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver.
A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver.
Erm so now its wrong to wear plunging neckline and be sexy?? Y cant the bus driver just admit that his lecherous instead of humiliating the woman in public?? WTH... Here's her pic anyway.. Lolz.. Cant see her cleavage...
Article 2
A Japanese pin-up model says that her big breasts have not only boosted her career — they also helped her overturn a court verdict.
The bikini model, who goes by her professional name Serena Kozakura, was cleared after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze into a room through a hole, as she had been found guilty of earlier.
“I used to hate my body so much,” Kozakura, who has appeared in product commercials on television, told the private Asahi network in an interview aired Tuesday.
“But it was my breasts” that won in court, she said.
The case was splashed through the Japanese media on Tuesday, with the Asahi network even inviting her to demonstrate how she could not fit through the opening.
Kozakura, 38, was convicted last year of property destruction after a man said she kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside, apparently because he was with another woman.
Kozakura had said the man made the hole himself.
In her appeal, the defence counsel held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said that she could not squeeze through with her 110-centimetre (44-inch) bust.
“The judges were very good-mannered as they showed no expressions on their faces. I guess they’re well-trained,” Kozakura said.
Now now.. Aren't you jus super curious how humonguos her ahem is?? Here you go.. Lolz
And of course this is how "impossible" it is for her to squeeze thru that darn manhole...
Japan is seriously full of wonder... Besides having woman stripping in the middle of the road, mrts, groceries stores and darn dunno where.. Having man going on street and asking every species who looks remotely like a female to have sex/av with them.. Now THIS KINDA CASE ALSO CAN GO ON COURT??? =.=''
Okie back to something less interesting... My life.. Lolz...
For 2 days straight, Wed and Thurs, I've met the weirdest ppl and has the stupidest experience.. Lets pray that my life will turn for the better today...
On Wed, for dinner, I went to buy this pack of sweet potato fries at lps.. Of course I was super in a rush for time since I have lesson so I told this aunty, whom I ordered from, to be fast.. And she said okay and insisted that I take a seat.. Then she slowly slowly went abt her usual stuff of frying the fries.. And the time went tick, tick, ticking by and I lost my patience.. When i confronted her, she still insisted that I take a seat!!! I mean "hello aunty, I dont wanna seat, I jus wan my fries and get out of here!!" When it was FINALLY ready, I was delayed by 10 mins and as luck have it, this bunch of tourist with this also caucasian tour guide (i mean sldnt they get Singaporean tour guide or smth??) came by the store and started explaining that Singapore, being a food heaven, actually has sweet potato fries in that animated voice of hers and THE WHOLE GROUP PRATICALLY BLOCKED MY EXIT FROM THE STORE!! So i went excuse me, excuse me and funnily most of them WONT BUDGE their big fat ass.. Wats so interesting abt looking at dry, crinkled fries anyway!! *fumes* So there, another 10 mins gone..
I was again blocked in the train coz it was so jam-packed and this china man refuse to move away from the door despite my animated sighin and excuse moi.. And I have to loudly articulate "Can you please get out of my way!!" before he decides to move an inch for me to squeeze thru.. I tell you, the weirdest thing ppl does jus to get on the train/seats.. As if cannot wait for next train or stand like tat... Needless to say, I arrived late and agitated..
After lesson, Ping, Jieyin and I met this episode with this couple and the woman was cryin and screaming at the top of her voice.. Why they chose to do it at the alley of Kaplan uni is beyond me.. Prob for privacy?? But when all the students are strolling out or loitering ard for a smoke.. Wat kind of privacy can you get?? Haha.. Oh apparently the guy cheated on the girl and the girl found out abt it thru some photographs.. Lol so man.. Wanna cheat also be more discreet mah.. Y go leave photograph/evidence ard?? *Erm I am not directing this msg to you my dearest Ed lolz*
After which Jieyin and me heard this SPG talking to this caucasian man abt panties.. Yes panties and as if that is nt disgusting enuff, she was denying loudly abt how some panty is definitely not hers coz she was apparently having her period and if its hers, it wld have been soaked.. Apparently someone accused some panty belong to her and she is trying to tell this guy (whom i think she is trying to attract) that its nt hers coz its not soaked in blood.. Wat kinda turnon is that?? After we (as in jieyin and me) separated ourselves frm tat disgusting couple for a few mins, they caught up with us and was still talking abt panty!!! This time the conversation went like this:
SPG: the panty is yellow colour with hearts printed on it.. Do you think i will wear something so disgusting?
Guy:.....
SPG: Nope, I wont, i've got taste.. I like to wear silk...
Guy: *utter something i cant rem but he was apparently turn on!!*
I mean after the blood episode, frm the snippets of reply i managed to hear frm the guy, it seems like he was really turn on by the SPG's panty adventure.. Oh (according to jaye's friend) too bad.. U cant have her coz she's having her thing unless (according to me) u dun mind blood all over the place.. Lolz sounds disgusting i know but its still better than hearing all these loudly in the middle of Somerset!!
Oh wat a day...
On thurs? I was delayed for 30mins by SMRT cause of some noob first-time mrt driver.. Haiz...
Okie lets end off with yet another funny article just to prove to you ppl the weirdest things do happen!!
Article 3
Okay before it slipped my mind.. I received this 2 utterly ridiculous articles from Ping today:
Article 1
The Cleavage on the Bus Goes Bounce, Bounce, Bounce...
"Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"
The woman, pictured in Bild wearing her snug-fitting summer clothes with the plunging neckline, said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver.
A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver.
"The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing," the spokesman said. "A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers."
Erm so now its wrong to wear plunging neckline and be sexy?? Y cant the bus driver just admit that his lecherous instead of humiliating the woman in public?? WTH... Here's her pic anyway.. Lolz.. Cant see her cleavage...
Article 2
A Japanese pin-up model says that her big breasts have not only boosted her career — they also helped her overturn a court verdict.
The bikini model, who goes by her professional name Serena Kozakura, was cleared after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze into a room through a hole, as she had been found guilty of earlier.
“I used to hate my body so much,” Kozakura, who has appeared in product commercials on television, told the private Asahi network in an interview aired Tuesday.
“But it was my breasts” that won in court, she said.
The case was splashed through the Japanese media on Tuesday, with the Asahi network even inviting her to demonstrate how she could not fit through the opening.
Kozakura, 38, was convicted last year of property destruction after a man said she kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside, apparently because he was with another woman.
Kozakura had said the man made the hole himself.
In her appeal, the defence counsel held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said that she could not squeeze through with her 110-centimetre (44-inch) bust.
“The judges were very good-mannered as they showed no expressions on their faces. I guess they’re well-trained,” Kozakura said.
Now now.. Aren't you jus super curious how humonguos her ahem is?? Here you go.. Lolz
And of course this is how "impossible" it is for her to squeeze thru that darn manhole...
Japan is seriously full of wonder... Besides having woman stripping in the middle of the road, mrts, groceries stores and darn dunno where.. Having man going on street and asking every species who looks remotely like a female to have sex/av with them.. Now THIS KINDA CASE ALSO CAN GO ON COURT??? =.=''
Okie back to something less interesting... My life.. Lolz...
For 2 days straight, Wed and Thurs, I've met the weirdest ppl and has the stupidest experience.. Lets pray that my life will turn for the better today...
On Wed, for dinner, I went to buy this pack of sweet potato fries at lps.. Of course I was super in a rush for time since I have lesson so I told this aunty, whom I ordered from, to be fast.. And she said okay and insisted that I take a seat.. Then she slowly slowly went abt her usual stuff of frying the fries.. And the time went tick, tick, ticking by and I lost my patience.. When i confronted her, she still insisted that I take a seat!!! I mean "hello aunty, I dont wanna seat, I jus wan my fries and get out of here!!" When it was FINALLY ready, I was delayed by 10 mins and as luck have it, this bunch of tourist with this also caucasian tour guide (i mean sldnt they get Singaporean tour guide or smth??) came by the store and started explaining that Singapore, being a food heaven, actually has sweet potato fries in that animated voice of hers and THE WHOLE GROUP PRATICALLY BLOCKED MY EXIT FROM THE STORE!! So i went excuse me, excuse me and funnily most of them WONT BUDGE their big fat ass.. Wats so interesting abt looking at dry, crinkled fries anyway!! *fumes* So there, another 10 mins gone..
I was again blocked in the train coz it was so jam-packed and this china man refuse to move away from the door despite my animated sighin and excuse moi.. And I have to loudly articulate "Can you please get out of my way!!" before he decides to move an inch for me to squeeze thru.. I tell you, the weirdest thing ppl does jus to get on the train/seats.. As if cannot wait for next train or stand like tat... Needless to say, I arrived late and agitated..
After lesson, Ping, Jieyin and I met this episode with this couple and the woman was cryin and screaming at the top of her voice.. Why they chose to do it at the alley of Kaplan uni is beyond me.. Prob for privacy?? But when all the students are strolling out or loitering ard for a smoke.. Wat kind of privacy can you get?? Haha.. Oh apparently the guy cheated on the girl and the girl found out abt it thru some photographs.. Lol so man.. Wanna cheat also be more discreet mah.. Y go leave photograph/evidence ard?? *Erm I am not directing this msg to you my dearest Ed lolz*
After which Jieyin and me heard this SPG talking to this caucasian man abt panties.. Yes panties and as if that is nt disgusting enuff, she was denying loudly abt how some panty is definitely not hers coz she was apparently having her period and if its hers, it wld have been soaked.. Apparently someone accused some panty belong to her and she is trying to tell this guy (whom i think she is trying to attract) that its nt hers coz its not soaked in blood.. Wat kinda turnon is that?? After we (as in jieyin and me) separated ourselves frm tat disgusting couple for a few mins, they caught up with us and was still talking abt panty!!! This time the conversation went like this:
SPG: the panty is yellow colour with hearts printed on it.. Do you think i will wear something so disgusting?
Guy:.....
SPG: Nope, I wont, i've got taste.. I like to wear silk...
Guy: *utter something i cant rem but he was apparently turn on!!*
I mean after the blood episode, frm the snippets of reply i managed to hear frm the guy, it seems like he was really turn on by the SPG's panty adventure.. Oh (according to jaye's friend) too bad.. U cant have her coz she's having her thing unless (according to me) u dun mind blood all over the place.. Lolz sounds disgusting i know but its still better than hearing all these loudly in the middle of Somerset!!
Oh wat a day...
On thurs? I was delayed for 30mins by SMRT cause of some noob first-time mrt driver.. Haiz...
Okie lets end off with yet another funny article just to prove to you ppl the weirdest things do happen!!
Article 3
Woman sits on boyfriend’s toilet for 2 years
Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around
3:05 p.m. ETMarch 12, 2008
NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old NessCity woman’s skin had grown around the seat.
She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.
“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.
She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of NessCity. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
The case has been the buzz in NessCity, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
“I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” he said.
Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.
He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.
“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”
Seriously 2 years!! And the bf jus left her there stuck to the toilet seat?? Erm...
Took this frm a website on this case and I think its super funny:
Seriously 2 years!! And the bf jus left her there stuck to the toilet seat?? Erm...
Took this frm a website on this case and I think its super funny:
How stupid do you have be to wait two years before you call the police to get your clearly insane girlfriend out of the bathroom? I imagine a lot of conversations like this:
Boyfriend: Honey…breakfast is ready. Can you please come out of the bathroom.
Girlfriend: Thanks, Hon. But I’m OK.
Boyfriend: Are you sure? I made your favorite. Blueberry waffles.
Girlfriend: Wow. That sounds great. But my skin has grown over the toilet seat. If I stand up my legs will rip off.
Boyfriend: I even got that maple butter you like so much. Why don’t you come sit down at the table.
Girlfriend: It hurts so much. I can only feel pain. Please help.
Boyfriend: OK, well come out whenever you’re ready. I don’t want to rush you.
Girlfriend: Please, for the love of Christ, call for help.
Boyfriend: I love you, too!
Repeat 700 times.
Rofl!!! and according to a doctor:
How could this happen?
“It’s analogous to a couple of things,” says Dr. Daniel Aires, director of the division of dermatology at the University of Kansas Hospital. “One of them would be a splinter. When someone gets a splinter in the skin, the skin grows around it. Another thing that’s similar is an earring or piece of large tribal jewelry, like you see people wearing now. The skin is very happy to grow around things – that’s a natural process.”
According to Sheriff Whipple, no one knows for sure how long Babcock had been sitting on the toilet before her skin became adhered to it, but he offered a rough guess.
“Our guess is probably three or four weeks,” he told msnbc.com. “She couldn’t even tell us how long she’d been actually seated. She really didn’t have any idea or concept of things like that. She was in terribly bad shape.”
Whipple said the woman, who he described as “very small, very petite,” appeared to have developed “bed sores” from sitting on the toilet seat for a prolonged amount of time and thought that her skin had become attached and grown around the seat as it tried to heal.
“Skin can heal and become accustomed to these situations very quickly,” said Aires, the dermatologist. “I’ve seen a case where someone became fused to a piece of white gauze bandage. The bandaged skin was injured and the skin grew into the gauze. And that took only about a week and a half.”
So be careful out there.. Dont get yourself stuck to the toilet seat jus coz u r constipated!!!! Muahaha
“It’s analogous to a couple of things,” says Dr. Daniel Aires, director of the division of dermatology at the University of Kansas Hospital. “One of them would be a splinter. When someone gets a splinter in the skin, the skin grows around it. Another thing that’s similar is an earring or piece of large tribal jewelry, like you see people wearing now. The skin is very happy to grow around things – that’s a natural process.”
According to Sheriff Whipple, no one knows for sure how long Babcock had been sitting on the toilet before her skin became adhered to it, but he offered a rough guess.
“Our guess is probably three or four weeks,” he told msnbc.com. “She couldn’t even tell us how long she’d been actually seated. She really didn’t have any idea or concept of things like that. She was in terribly bad shape.”
Whipple said the woman, who he described as “very small, very petite,” appeared to have developed “bed sores” from sitting on the toilet seat for a prolonged amount of time and thought that her skin had become attached and grown around the seat as it tried to heal.
“Skin can heal and become accustomed to these situations very quickly,” said Aires, the dermatologist. “I’ve seen a case where someone became fused to a piece of white gauze bandage. The bandaged skin was injured and the skin grew into the gauze. And that took only about a week and a half.”
So be careful out there.. Dont get yourself stuck to the toilet seat jus coz u r constipated!!!! Muahaha
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